Pulling off menswear like a boss.
I’ve been watching a lot of movies lately. Like, probably too many. I was recently stuck in a town with a really stupid Redbox and nothing to do for five long days, so I guess that’s kind of an excuse, but not a very strong one. Anyway, I have noticed that the movies I have been gravitating toward actually have something in common: Emma Stone.
Guys, I freaking love Emma Stone. I do this weird thing sometimes where I liken celebrities to breeds of cats- Anderson Cooper is a hairless cat, for example, even though he’s actually WAY cuter than a hairless cat. But to me, Emma is a Siamese cat. Why? Because of her eyes or something, I don’t know. And I don’t really know in what direction this blog post is going, but we’ll figure it out, okay?
“Oh my god, this girl is so unfocused!”
Okay. A few years ago, Teen Vogue featured an article about the “girl crush,” which is pretty much what I have on Emma Stone. Basically, I admire her aaand admittedly, I wouldn’t mind being her. I suppose that’s a decent description of what a girl crush is. Why is my girl crush so big that I’m writing an entire post about it? Multiple reasons, thank you for asking. Let me make a list for you!
- I love every movie I’ve seen her in; she is a talented actress.
- She is an intelligent and hilarious interviewee.
- I fangirl so hard over her and Andrew Garfield.
- She was in Spider-Man, and guess what? He is the best superhero. Don’t argue with me.
- Every single hair color looks good on her. If only we could all be so blessed…
I think we can all agree Ms. Stone is marvelous, and if you don’t agree… um… you don’t get to join my very exclusive and high-class Cool Person Club.
While we’re on the subject of girl crushes, I would like to take the opportunity to share some of my other girl crushes (no, I am not a one-woman woman):
Why do I love Ingrid Michaelson? Her music is awesome. She’s so, so funny in concert. She practically has the same glasses as me. I wish I had her hair. Awesome? Yes.
Tina Fey was the first female head-writer for SNL. She created, stars in, and writes 30 Rock, which is one of my absolute favorite shows. She also (supposedly) survived getting her face sliced by a stranger when she was younger, which I’m not sure I believe, but even so it’s an enthralling story.
I adore Emma Watson. She is so incredibly adorable, and she plays one of my favorite characters ever, Hermione Jean Granger. I also wish I had her hair. I guess I just want everybody’s hair…
Well, this has been fun. Maybe tell me some of your girl crushes (or boy crushes; I don’t discriminate) in the comments! Happy Sunday.